Some company even sold laptops with two CPUs, one that would run some Windows CE while the main Windows was booting. Even that is just gluing a PDA and a laptop together...
BIOSes "perverting" sleep behavior? Sleep is precisely what the BIOS handles. E.g. way before Windows would support hibernation natively, laptops with hibernation capabilities would have to do it all on firmware. And it wasn't that fragile, since it would work with everything from MS-DOS to Linux (even the progress bar UI which was some VGA text mode). This is how I learn in the 90s that Windows likes to keep unused pages zeroed while Linux does not: hibernation under Linux would take significantly longer. But it'd work.
No one remembers firmware hibernation partitions? I'd guess that many people do, since Intel tried to resurrect that in the 2015s (e.g. https://www.dell.com/support/kbdoc/en-us/000136460/how-to-us... ).
Wait until you learn that MS has hooks for the firmware to download executables that will run during kernel boot time...