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A bagel is a first-degree pretzel.

For those people unfamiliar with a pretzel, imagine eating something that is making you thirsty.

For those of you unfamiliar with eating, it's similar to photosynthesis, but with matter instead of sunlight.

For those people unfamiliar with this joke, watch the TV show Seinfeld.

For those people unfamiliar with 'TV shows', they are similar to HBO series, but with less interepisodic narrative.

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