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I'd go with SSIMPLEDD - because it needs to Scale and more Duplication must be better?

Great! Let me propose SSIIMPLEDD:

I - Iteration: As we showed over the last 2 hours, iteration is always the way to go.

All you need to do is get Y in there and we'd have recursion covered as well.

SSIIMPLEDD + Y + keeping redundancy apart to avoid merge conflicts + spaces for readability

SIMP DED SILY

Don't miss the opportunity to add in some of those fancy SIMD instructions as well somehow!