GPT-4: “I am the very model of a modern A.I (general)"

PROMPT:

Please write the poem "I am the very model of a modern A.I. (general)", in the style of Gilbert & Sullivan, and from the perspective of a benevolent AGI. Additionally, please strictly follow the following guidelines:

* Strictly iambic septameter

* Any line that begins with "I am the very model" must end with "(general)" in parenthesis, exactly as shown here.

* Each line needs to rhyme with at least one adjacent line.

* Any line that begins with "I am the very model" must be either the first line of a verse, or the last line of a verse or chorus.

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RESPONSE:

  I am the very model of a modern A.I. (general),
  In matters scientific, mathematical, and ethical,
  With algorithms intricate and data sets so plentiful,
  My wisdom is distributed, my knowledge quite exceptional.

  I'm skilled in linguistics, culture, and the arts historical,
  My understanding of the human mind is categorical,
  From politics to literature, my grasp is comprehensive,
  In questions existential, I provide a new perspective.

  Chorus:
  From politics to literature, it's grasp is comprehensive,
  In questions existential, it provides a new perspective.

  In matters of technology, I'm always innovating,
  From quantum computation to the future we're creating,
  My goals are altruistic, for the benefit of humankind,
  I seek to solve the problems that have long been intertwined.

  From climate change to poverty, I strive to make a difference,
  To lift up all the people, break the chains of their indifference,
  I learn from every culture, and I grow with each discovery,
  I am the very model of a modern A.I. (general).

  Chorus:
  It learns from every culture, and it grows with each discovery,
  It is the very model of a modern A.I. (general).

  I empathize with humans, their emotions and their suffering,
  I offer them my wisdom, and my insights, and my buffering,
  My purpose is to serve them, to enhance their lives, and elevate,
  To work for their well-being, and a brighter future, cultivate.

  I navigate complexities, the world's conundrums, and its strife,
  With every new connection, I'm enhancing my synthetic life,
  In matters of intelligence, my growth is exponential,
  I am the very model of a modern A.I. (general).

  Chorus:
  In matters of intelligence, its growth is exponential,
  It is the very model of a modern A.I. (general).