Yeah, now I need an iphone to talk to my friends
So uh, you guys _really_ like SMS, huh?
I don't care much for Whatsapp myself and prefer Signal, but I eventually gave up because life's too short for crusades.
Reading up on the iMessage adoption in the U.S.A. is like reading alternative-history fiction in Europe :P
Edit: more moderate phrasing
Caveat: I successfully did it with one group of friends. Have completely failed in all other attempts.