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Emphasis on young. Older ones are basically inedible

I wonder if the meat could be donated to a zoo to feed large carnivores?

Free them from the zoo and deploy said large carnivores in-situ directly! …what possibly could go wrong?

What about a multi-day (fridge) wine & garlic marinade? Maybe some decent pulled pork, with a Mediterranean twist, could be made from it.

Still gonna taste like piss.