> ...and yet all this spam is getting through?
It's important to understand that App Review is not consistently nitpicky but rather randomly nitpicky.
Every indie dev has stories of urgent bug fix updates getting rejected for stupid, unrelated, nitpicky reasons, things that had already been in the app for months or years. Yet every indie dev also has stories of major updates flying through review in minutes, so fast you know it's impossible that anyone looked carefully.
I do get the impression that they're doing random inspections.
"Every week, over 500 dedicated experts around the world review over 100K apps." https://www.apple.com/app-store/
Apple seems to be bragging about that, but if you estimate how much time is spent on each app, the numbers look pretty bad. If 500 reviewers spend full-time 40 hours every week doing nothing but reviewing apps — no breaks, no meetings, no training, no vacations, etc. — that leaves only 12 minutes per app, maximum. And they're reviewing not just the app but the App Store metadata: release notes, description, screenshots. They definitely do metadata rejections.