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As the last paragraph says: I would definitely try wood milk.

Maple syrup, (other) sugar(s).

Ok so you joke but there’s a product I discovered recently called Maple Butter or Maple cream and it’s amazing and based on the syrup.

I have to find these! Never heard of them but definitely want to try!

I wasn't joking, they are the milk of their respective trees.

More like the blood of the respective trees.