(Or like me, for my sins, have a single blue LED on a piece of hardware that lights the room bright enough to read by)
It's a shame, really, because it seems like the expensive bulbs might meet your needs while their cheaper ones don't. Granted, the filament bulbs do seem to fall more in line with the regular bulbs, so might be worth exploring.
If you don't mind going old-school, I picked up a five-pack of directional nightlights at the local hardware store for $20.
They plug into an outlet, only turn on when it's dark, and swivel so you can aim the beam at the tripping hazard of your choice.
I also put one in the bathroom outlet over the cat's litter box, to help her out.
It's just a tiny light bulb and a photodiode, so it's super simple, ultra-reliable, and completely unhackable.
Admittedly for submarines light pollution can be life-or-death (because you don't want an enemy submarine to spot you) and it's a little less critical in cities already full of light pollution at all hours.
But then dimming is then bucketed to 32 discreet steps where we enable anywhere from 1 to all 32 LEDs for the different levels.
No flicker, and perhaps at a single LED you get that very low-level dimming.
I wish they'd supply this information before you purchase. I want to know lumen RANGE.
A range would definitely be nice.
i just have these all over my place. i don't need to turn anything on or off or mess with settings.