Payment Processing.
I'm pretty happy with the pace at which I'm getting to take on new challenges, and pretty happy with my net impact on the world, including through building stuff and teaching folks. Besides, I'm not even 30 yet, so I've still got plenty of time to achieve total world domination through smoothing out market inefficiencies on the Internet. (I think I'll hire a tailor to get me robes as that point. Something in silk maybe.)
I nominate thee honorary head, benevolent tyrant for lyfe.
http://www.by-the-sword.com/acatalog/Capes.html
That could be remedied ;-)
Seriously, though, I wanted to say thanks too.