More than a “small amount of legit pain” was the result.
Also, plenty of people live far away from family and have to deal with death (I’m in the same boat). It sucks but I’m also curious why the obit was particularly important to you because as far as I understand that’s topically just a small blurb in the newspaper? My family doesn’t do obits so I’m curious.
Not to minimize what you went through at all, but it’s interesting in today’s times how we expect so much immediacy. My immediate family escaped the USSR just before it collapsed but my dad’s was family was stuck in Russia and couldn’t leave even after it fell. My father had to deal with his brother, father, and mother dying within 5 years or so with no visits in between that time (a combination of finances + probably fear about traveling back). Comparatively I personally have a much easier time in that I at least get to see my family once a year or so. Again, in no way a comparison as dealing with loss and living far away from family is always hard. Just a reflection of how much technology has changed and made maintaining more closeness easier (eg video calling).
You forgot to consider "any of my company's existing US-resident customers temporarily traveling outside of the US".
Well, I guess it depends on the type of attacks one experiences, but hackers and spammers who target US-based businesses are not idiots, they know how to use vpns and tor and proxies. So on a technical level you get close to nothing security-wise. You reduce a number of bots and worms randomly accessing your servers, can stop some script kiddies who don't know better and make life a bit harder to web scrapers (but not much) - and that's it.