That’s outrageous. You could trip over one and sprain your ankle. We just tied ours outside and told people the kids identified as dogs.
What? Why?
The author probably intended it to be an hilarious joke, but they assumed you are as well versed in Fox News identity politics as they, sadly, are
You’re right about the first part. I don’t have Fox News so I’m not sure about the second part. I’m not particularly sad about it but thank you for your concern.
Personally, I got a good laugh out of it…
There's an active genocide going on but you just had to go there. This would have still been funny without this tired, old, cliche of a "joke"