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I’m still waiting for autocorrect to stop changing “wellbeing” to “well-being”

Time to start using Text Replacements. I have:

- fuck -> fuck

- duck -> fuck

Note: I do like ducks but they’re generally less common than fucks.

I miss being young. Ducks will far outnumber, eventually.

I'm not sure whether you're implying old people curse less or have less sex.

maybe old people are just really into ducks?

Pretty much all three.

What if one is really into ducks?