"It will get you laid"? I know Valentine's Day is kind of a soulless, transparently commercial cash-in on human affection, but way to take it to the next shallow level.
And way to alienate 50% of your potential customers with (completely unnecessary) heavily gendered marketing, despite the fact that romance is not gender-specific.
Women get laid plenty, too. This was intentionally not gender-specific. I apologize if you were offended in any way.
Did you read the disclaimer :) ? I thought the actual product was genuinely cute.