I’m sorry Frye, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
What’s it called now?
Urectum.
Perhaps the Japanese name is more appealing.
"In Japanese, the name is itadori (虎杖, イタドリ). The kanji expression is from the Chinese meaning 'tiger stick'. One interpretation of the Japanese name is that it comes from 'remove pain' (alluding to its painkilling use), though there are other etymological explanations offered." (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynoutria_japonica)