Well sure, anything can "sound like" extreme dysfunction if you don't actually know what it is.
Do you know what planning poker is, and are you aware it's not a game for fun?
Do you know what planning poker is, and are you aware it's not a game for fun?
I have heard some third tier companies and lower play "planning poker" at work. It doesn't sound like any fun or efficient but a cheap paycheck for an "agile helper". I am not sure how many of them have remained employed during these layoffs.
Are you against those things? "First tier" companies use planning poker as well, you know.
You seem to be oddly hostile to the concept without seeming to understand it at all.
There's nothing to understand, the agile manifesto or worse the "scrum" pamphlet can be read on a lunch break. Somehow engineers who put ten-thousand hours into their craft need a layman agile helper to understand it?