This is not about software obfuscation, this is about cryptographic indistinguishability obfuscation (iO). It's targeting a different problem -- software obfuscation is more about hiding program behavior, whereas iO is more useful for white box cryptography, like hiding an AES key.

Maybe you could obfuscate software eventually, but we don't have practical efficiency even for tiny circuits. It's a bit like saying how fully homomorphic encryption allows you to securely run "software" on someone else's computer: theoretically maybe yes, but in practice it's used within software to run very specific computations.

Why? It's not a trash title. Explain yourself, and give us some substance instead of being inflammatory.

Indistinguishability obfuscation (plus one-way functions) implies basically every cryptographic primitive there is, including public key encryption, NIZKs, and MPC. It gets close to giving us FHE (open question, I think). In some sense it is a "unifying primitive". Absolutely a holy grail to cryptographers, even if it isn't for you.