Readers reply: what are the best defunct products and overlooked innovations?
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> I nominate the wonderful Here One smart earbuds from Doppler Labs. They had assorted tricks, but one was an absolute life-changer for me, for the year or so it lasted. In a crowded restaurant or bar, with lots of other people talking at once, it let you “focus” your hearing, via a little pointer in the app, so you could hear only the person or small group you wanted to hear. The rest was muffled out. It was like having a directional mic you could point at the people you wanted to hear. It was smart enough to know (mostly) which voices to focus on and which to muffle.
If there's not even a dance floor, why is it fun to have to shout to the person next to you and have your ears ringing the next day? It's it simply that if you can't talk, you buy more drinks?
The music was so loud I found it painful and when I sat in there I wore earbuds plus noise cancelling headphones over the top to block out some of the sound.
One day the music got even louder and stayed that way for weeks.
Eventually I asked them if they could turn it down. They said no, they had decided to play the music louder so that customers wouldn't linger after eating their ice cream or drinking their coffee. Making room for more people to come in.
The same place also had a 30 minute wi-fi access policy after each purchase. It took me longer than 30 minutes to drink a mug of hot tea!
Amazingly the music is still painfully loud and it's still popular. I waited outside recently while a friend got their bagel, because I was holding a baby and we both felt the noise level was dangerous to the little one's hearing. It's just an ice cream and bagel café ffs. I doubt anyone enjoys the music and I expect the staff's hearing is damaged by their policy.
From an audio processing perspective, how would I even build the software?