I have two anecdotes now. They have reached the threshold of "actual data". One datum is a five star, the other is a 1 star.

This means with some unusually high level of certainty, that the experience is actually only mildly/moderately good.

Also, the correct approach is to heed the author's every other word. But when I attempt to do that, the statements make little sense, like "can't the through ears" or "You reach brain the".