OT ramble: I met a -0.5x dev once. .NET dude, lots of experience. Standup, every day, was something gone awry with dependency injection. Every. Single. Day.
The one of you who came up with that idea was the true -0.5x engineer.
“Came up with?” None of us invented Agile/Scrum/wtfe malfunction requires daily standup meetings. Management insists, management observes, management signs the paychecks, so … here’s your DSM.