I mean, you wrote, "From everything I personally know about the media, articles like that are usually paid for, though almost never directly by the person being profiled."
This is, frankly, a stupid claim, though I think from your profile you are probably German or Austrian and thus might not really know which news outlets are reliable. As a perhaps helpful analogy, the New Yorker is roughly like Der Spiegel or Die Zeit, only more respected. (That's not to say they don't have misses; Ken Auletta's profile of Elizabeth Holmes comes to mind.)
The prospect that you can pay for coverage--and as an aside, I don't think The New Yorker has ever run "30 under 30" lists--is rather laughable.
> You are not, since nobody can bloody run the software themselves anyway, and the entire point is transparency.
Er, what are you talking about? https://signal.org/blog/reproducible-android/
I don't know how to say this nicely, but your post doesn't have a strong connection to facts.