No matter what name you're going to pick, it's going to have some other meanings in some other language out there. One has to be more professional than that.
And why would Softies think in those directions - fannies are considered black scary animals down there, i heard.
> And why would Softies think in those directions - fannies are considered black scary animals down there, i heard.
I understand that some stereotypes exist for a reason, but in this case the reasons are decades out of date, so you may wish to update your understanding of the world.