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I love this one (not in your list): "I wish I could, but I don't want to" :D

You can still have grace and style by showing the finger (depending on the culture and your willingness to take some risk) :-)

These are hilarious! Oh, the good old days of text...how I miss the internet of my youth!

My next mail will be "sorry I couldn't read you, my connection dropped"

Reminds me of how to get off a phone call that won’t end:

Hang up on yourself.

Right in the middle of a sentence.

They’ll assume your battery died or that you lost service… because who hangs up on themselves?

hehe sweet one