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It should also have a picture of you, Like a current one that slowly degrades over the course as you start eating crap and stop exercising.

Reminds me of the early Duke Nukem games that showed your health as an increasingly beat up avatar.

haha that would be perfect. Receding hairline, expanding waistline...

don't forget the back hump!

I remember my advisor's most relevant advice, "Keep working toward your thesis, and one day, you, too, shall have a mighty hump!"