This is absolutely peak HN. I thought I had seen everything. A person is asking HN how to contact a cartel in order to improve their business "for safety". I am strictly commenting here so I can return to it in the future for a good laugh.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36737819
I am now fully confident this is satire.
Well played. 20/10. You had me going for longer than I care to admit. Best HN troll I've seen.