I think in this case, "take this array of numbers and sort them" would do just fine to see if they know the basics of the language, much like "take this hammer and nail that nail" would for basic hammer knowledge.
Another option would be to email the candidate a chunk of average code while you're on the phone with them, then say "walk me through the code and tell me what it's doing."
"I think of these as "what color is the door" questions. If you tell me you've been working at Company X, I expect you to be able to tell me the color of the front door, or where the bathroom is, or something about the place. Not that I care, it's completely irrelevant to your skills, I just want to find out if you're really the person you claim to be before I waste time with a serious interview."
That's what references are for. FWIW, I can't remember the color of the doors to ANY place I've worked, except for our current office which has quite a peculiar door. And besides, how are you going to know that I'm not bullshitting when I say the door was green and was right beside the elevator?
The problem with nano questions is that they assume that these few tiny tidbits of trivial and often overlooked factoids are representative of knowledge on the whole, and thus are prone to false negatives. They are heavily biased towards what YOU tend to notice, not necessarily what others tend to notice.