It's like a rebase queue, but with more ref-log, and less tree inversion. Pull queues counter-intuitively lean on force-push-with-lease sub-commands, whereas monorepo merge queues have remote build caches for... sorry I blacked out.
I bought that hook line and sinker :) I was even feeling a real blackout start at the word "remote". Comedic timing is hard to pull off in text. Is any of that even real?