Ok, super basic question: What does it mean to "buy" a sovereign nation?
- from whom do you buy it? If you write a big check to the government of Nauru, does that government even have the ability to "sell" the country? And if the government was trying to do things above board, who do the funds actually go to?
- what do you get in exchange for your money? E.g. the government of Nauru doesn't own all the land in Nauru, does it?
- what happens to the existing citizens of Nauru? Do they continue to be citizens of a country which is just "owned" by some guy? Or are they now somehow stateless trespassers?
- what legal structure remain to recognize "ownership" of a country by a private party? Does "owning" a country mean that its prior legal system is no longer in place? If someone (e.g. a group of maybe-formerly citizens of Nauru) tried to sue over this "sale", in what court could that happen? Or does the defunct state just lock the government buildings, stop paying any judges, and SBF flies in a private security army?
Also, I'd think when we're still in the crescendo of the climate disaster, a low-lying small island nation is maybe a bad place to bunker down? Just from the standpoint of vulnerability to rising seas and storm surges etc.