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"Get $5,000 to move to NYC and work at some of the city's hottest startups"

     Real truth: 5,000 will help you pay the first and security on a shared apartment in East Williamsburg *cough cough* I mean Bushwick. It will pay for your flight and a few nights out at Brooklyn Bowl with microbrews when you get here too. It doesn't leave any money for going back to where you came from though. You'll have to pay for that yourself, kid.

"TRUTH: Our public transit system is better than yours. Six hundred and sixty miles of tracks running 24 hours a day."

   Real truth: Our underground public transit system floats atop a river of rats, garbage, and sewage. The L train doesn't run on weekends, and your face will be in someone's smelly armpit on your way to work everyday.

"TRUTH: We have the smartest and best looking people in the world, including Scarlett Johansson."

    Real truth: We have the fastest walkers and the most cynical people in the world, including that guy from the Princess Diaries. And we never smile here. Ever.

But hey, who am I to judge. Come work in New York! It's the concrete jungle where Donald Trump's dreams are made. And don't forget to pack your blue striped collared shirts! It's our Friday night bar uniform.

I'm all for positive messages about encouraging people to move to NYC, but "our public transit system is better than yours" is pretty flippant. On a recent visit with a japanese friend, it took only 2 rides on the new york subway during normal daytime NON-rush hour before she said "I hate this subway, I would never want to ride on it".

As for the smartest and most beautiful people, maybe, but also some of the most reptilian. Had a recent NYC window-seat dining experience spoiled by some guy on the street walking up and staring with a look that would make most women wish they had a taser.

Weird, I don't think my full comments got printed in my "real truth" section. Anyhow, I agree with you. A lot of engineers from smaller startup hubs are being pulled by this faulty allure of NYC and the reality is a lot harsher. It's smelly, the people are crazy, there is nowhere cheap to live, and no real community unless your dad went to Yale. Plus, you'll be working in a box, on someone else's dream. I don't get.

"On second thoughts, don't come work in New York, for it is a silly place."

Don't worry... they weren't talking to you.

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