Ah yes, then you download an app for that. And that app has its own updater.

Then you realize you want your mouse and trackpad to scroll in reverse directions. So you download an app for that, which comes with its own updater.

And then you want a flat acceleration profile for your mouse, and you download an app for that. That, too, comes with its own updater.

Next, you realize that the Mac app-based cmd-tab sucks and you'd much rather have Windows-like behavior. So you download an app for that, which also comes with its own updater. (Yes, yes, I know the arguments Apple users bring out, it's always been done this way on Mac etc etc. Still really bad.)

Then you get a taste of auto-tiling on Linux and spend a couple hours setting up yabai and skhd (thankfully updated via homebrew), before realizing that you'll need to turn off SIP [1] for a semi-usable experience.

Then you do go and turn off SIP, and you realize that your iOS apps no longer work because macOS has DRM built into its hardware that detects if you've turned off SIP.

And then, one of those apps prompts you for an update, and in doing so it steals your keyboard focus while you're typing. And you say "is this what I spent $2500 to experience", and cry.

[1] https://github.com/koekeishiya/yabai#requirements-and-caveat...