This place is going to hell in a hand basket I tell you! In my day we learned to use a slide rule and that got me through 50 years of not using slide rules. Kids these days.
You kids are just lazy socialists who think 15-20 years of economic insecurity is worse than when we burnt out.
(General Patton tries to slap the young man with a case of nerves to “get back on the battlefield”—but his subdermal MEMS insulin pump is performing an OTA update, and he needs to check whether his granddaughter posted on instagram.
Personalized to the geriatric General’s situation, adrenaline is released from the implant, and he is able to slap the young man who wrote that exact code).
The WSJ opinion pages are often a laundry list of gripes against the government that investor demands that are not being met.