The (IMO very funny) comments here about k8s causing emotional damage, human rights violations and need to take drugs have reassured me that I should stick to my bare-metal. It is the way.
They need to know if you can write a custom k8s controller in Clojure to generate cronjobs that run k8s jobs that call AWS lambada to ingest data from elastic cakehole and inject it into substandard-IA random availability zone iceberg storage while a Annoying Notification is triggered via ANS to a Rickety Queue Storage sent to someone via Shaky Email Service that eventually ends up in someone's Junk Mail folder in O365 but contains a link to the insecure bucket with the entire company's payroll data in it.
Btw if anyone wants to hire me to wire stuff up like this and help you piss away money you don't need into Bezos' pockets, please get in contact.
Edit: incidentally this is why I'm breakdown level done with all this shit and am going to do something else with my life.
Cronjobs? Those will be gone too in a few versions. You really should be keeping up with the time-based task working group!
and personally, I think elastic cakehole is not the right tool for the right job. You should really switch to open cakehole by Amazon.
:D LOL
As someone getting paid for exactly that, 1000 internets to you!