I’ve met plenty of people, currently remote, who suffer in a 100% remote setup, and frankly I care about them way more than the “how dare you put me around people” crowd.
You also are attempting to transparently reframe your selfish desire in terms of caring about others while spinning the rational desire to be maximize ones personal well-being as being somehow ridiculous or antisocial.
It's a bad pitch and if you are going to sell it next time start with the manufacturered concern it would play better.