Now I'm curious about your script.
Me1: Hi, this is [Raj]
Me2: Actually, I'm [Raj]
Me1: What, no! I'm [Raj]
(both me's start talking over each other, arguing. I had actual stuff written out, but can't recall it)
Me(?): Anyways - I'm not available at the moment, so please leave a message.
Ah, I see someone already shared a link: