Call me cynical and conspiratorial, but I expect that the camera glitches are being set up as we speak. The sleepy guards being scheduled. The one photo of "his body" being generated. On the bright side, at least SBF isn't tall enough to simply stand up if he were to "kill himself" in his cell by hanging.
What gives me optimism is that if this is done, we can at least have some visibility into his accounts.