Such a weird flex. Debian sure wasn't Slackware, it was one of the easiest distros to install and manage. It took years until commercial distros like RedHat could catch up.
Consider a comparable quote:
> Taskrabbit is an ancient Swedish word meaning "I can't assemble IKEA furniture".
Years later, I figured out that you're supposed to use the spacebar to select/toggle UI elements, not the Enter key. Nobody told me that, and the text-mode installer certainly doesn't tell you!
Ubuntu 11.04, on the other hand, was no trouble to install.