It's their job. The finance bros aren't engineers, technicians, doctors, writers, etc. They cook up this crap all day and sell it. But this stuff isn't real, because that's not what they do, they don't know how.
Real businesses,, business that have value and add value to the world are not built by bros in suits yelling at eachother on Wallstreet. Businesses are built by the Hank Hill types wearing Levi's and showing up to work in snowstorms and summer heat to load trucks and weld iron. Value isn't created by a stock ticker, it's created with the blood sweat and tears of the common person. Finance bros do not know how to bleed, sweat or cry - so they can't make things of real value.
Case and point, Warren Buffet.