> This résumé is fundamentally inconsiderate. It appears to be intended to make people feel ill at ease.

Really well put. While reading this, there were a few points at which I felt my gut tense up in disgust. I can't remember the last time I felt so revolted by something I've read, and I have a very hard time figuring out how a resume, which is supposed to make people want to hire you, could end up doing that.

OP, please consider dropping this completely and switching to a regular resume format.