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There's a Chinese meme that PORSCHE means "rubbish second hand car"

PO = 破 = rubbish, RS = 二手 (er shou) = second hand, CHE = 车 = vehicle

Chinese naming makes the best puns.

Fix Or Repair Daily is what I remember from childhood. Though to be honest, my parents had a very decent record from the 00's.

I remember this joke from King of The Hill's pilot episode. For those unacquainted:

I think you got your wires crossed a little there.

My favorite will always be Toyota: Take Off Your Oversized Tires, Asshole.