Software CEO worth almost $12B says he goes to office ‘about once a quarter,’

I personally think it's a good idea to do something like this two to four times a year. If it were me, I'd arrange a come if you want meeting on a Friday every quarter in some fun town and then let the people have the weekend to have a good time and get to know each other if they want. It's great when you've been working with someone solving problems and then meeting them in person and finding you get along really good. Those interpersonal relationships aren't as important as the return to office people say they are, but they can make things run a little more smoothly and find chemistry.

Bring back the atmosphere models, booth babes and strip club visits on the corporate card and there will more to look forward to

I find it disingenuous how Silicon Valley nixed this but then a lot of the same people moved to Miami where the mayor will be right there with you and the scantily clad performers, and its not masqueraded as controversial

(I found SV’s sudden exclusionary SWERF attitude to be disingenuous, so its nice to be validated on that)

Helps morale and bonding, but I agree with you. Even once a year is sufficient

Working on Jira is just that rewarding.

They have nice lock-ins though

Definitely. It's 100% relevant that their products suck if we're arguing about how to optimally run a company.