The criticism of the GP is that teams at his company would estimate story points
differently depending on how much stress they wanted to take on and not based on the
complexity of the work. This had the impact of the low stress teams not taking on ambitious work. Whereas teams that would take on ambitious work and attaching points to that work were working at unsustainable levels to meet targets.
In your Super Bowl example, you'd either get a team that would focus on doing the scrum activities but never deliver anything useful regardless of how many points it would take, or you'd get a burnt out team that's on the verge of flaming out. In either case "Story points" provide you with no predictive capacity even though predicting would provide value.