Coffee in a Can
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The only thing he said to me directly, and with no trace of an accent mind you, was, "Open wide, please."
(I was thrilled to find a serious coffee culture in Thailand that rivals anything outside of Portland or Italy, but coffee at night is not a thing.)
German/Euro site: https://mrbrown-coffee.de/. It's made by a company in Taiwan, but I'm pretty sure the local stuff is made in Europe.
I first tried it when I went to Cyprus, they do a "Mr. Black" as well, which is just plain black coffee in a can. It's so freaking good when chilled.
I live in the UK (NZ originally) and so on return I missed it, but found that the greek shops near me readily sell it.
So you should be able to find it in Europe. Not as good as boss coffee etc but still holds a stick, give it a shot!
Thanks to you comment I finally know why the coffee was so hot in the first place.
Turns out the girl's father had tried to start up an export business shipping cans of coffee to the US. Didn't work, but my roommate loved it so his girlfriend off-loaded all of it on him, after her father had done the same to her.
Also my kid is really into Ramune as a soda. Even our almost "rural" edge of the metro supermarket is carrying it.
I agree it would be awesome to be able to get it at the airport.
I was pretty drunk so it didn’t matter, and it was fun to watch it mix flour and water to a dough, top it with sauce, cheese and pepperoni, then cook it in a matter of seconds.
But in the end there’s a reason we don’t usually go from flour-> eating in under 5 minutes!
It's not great but still way better than vending machine pizza.
We always keep a couple in the freezer for especially lazy days, but this was a one-off drunken “ooh, shiny? Also melted cheese...” moment.
* only buy 3 or 4 meat pizzas
* add some cayene and mustard seasoning
* add my own fresh veggies
This fixes the bland, and meat seems to freeze well, veggies not so much.
And it takes 5 or 10 for the oven to warm, so cutting up some onion, maybe a green pepper passes the time.
Anyhow, I find this method very palatable.
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As a side note, any kind of meat, especily pork, is really improved with mustard powder when cooking.
https://x.com/yannseznec/status/1492105643649601552
(I don't even want to tell you about the tvattstuga. It's better you don't know.)
Anecdata, but a vending machine at the local rapid transit station (one of those two-sided hot drinks / soups and snacks combo machines) had its output chute filled with (very visible and smellable, probably human) feces for a week after(!) calling the service number and only then the owner cleaned it. Mhhh. Didn't inspire confidence in their general cleaning routine, for me.
I have no idea how our machines stack up against the ones from Japan or other parts of the world in the vandalism department, though, in practise and outside of city centres. They might face similar problems, I don't know.
Alternatively, if a company operates for decades, they can make a very, very stable product. Only bugfixes. I'd imagine some of these vending machines are manufactured like that.
Which means, a weekly drive by is enough to inspect, refill, drive on. I used to deliver meats to very rural locations, 10 deliveries over a 300+ km circular route from/back to the packing plant. At 80km/hr, the stops are the big slowdown.
Another way to think of it, is that remote often means little traffic, fewer stop signs, and higher speed limits.
I live 8km from a large city. It's often far faster for me to drive 15km to a corner store in a small nearby town, because I can do 120km/hr the whole way there almost, on my rural road, with no stop signs or lights.
Drive to the city, there are 5 stop lights before the first corner store, that's each way, so chances are high to hit a light. And even one light is 2 or 3 minutes delay.
So rural servicing and deliveries can be quite fast and efficient.
I wondered that myself, after seeing some unlucky porter hauling cases of tea up to the vending machines at the top of some mountain temple (maybe Nikko?) on foot.
It was like something out of Death Stranding. It defied physics, looked absurd and would have killed him if he slipped on moss.
As they became more popular I started seeing them on gas/petrol stations, rail stations and many other places.
However, the kind of machines I talk about always dispense cold cans, sweets, crisps, sometimes packaged yoghurt, but never hot stuff.
Any time I encounter a hot vending machine they are always within some establishment like a gas station where you're supposed to pay first, you get a cup and then you go to the vending machine. The staff of the place is responsible for keeping it clean. However in busy places sometimes there is trash around them (people dropping sugar packets on the floor etc). So perhaps you meant this kind.
It's nowhere near as common as in Japan but you will often find them in train stations or highway rest areas.
You can have a lot of nice things when you have a government (and a society) committed to law and order.
I think the core issue is that vending machines outside of Japan lack variety...there's not much in them.
That said in Europe (not really the UK though) you can always find little vending machine "nooks" filled with machines containing alcohol, drinks, medicines, condoms etc. I think the negative perception is because of these - they seem to get left dirty and homeless/general public just mess up the spot.
But when you think about it, that's less vending machines and more Japan's culture of cleanliness and lack of public disorder. Outside of Japan, well, people don't really give a crap unless it's their own property...
Purchased their CDs to listen to in the evenings until then.
Maybe yes maybe no. My water heater is in the basement and I don't have AC. It would all have to be very house-specific and customized. And it would tie together what would otherwise be independent systems. A lot of complexity which is usually a bad thing especially at small scale.
I miss swimming pool chicken soup.
A closed loop of beauty and perfection.
If I had to take a jab at the core difference between Japan and other countries, and why this stuff works there; Logistics prowess and manpower. Organised and affordable employees may be another way to word that.
I have enjoyed UCC in the past; It's good, but I prefer my coffee without sugar or cream. I didn't try any of the hot canned options while in Japan, but did absolutely love some of the choices for other products I found in various vending machines.
Finding good coffee in Japan, particularly cold brew/dutch coffee, was hard for me. Finding it at a cafe that doesn't also allow smoking was harder.
I'm still not sure if it was my lack of skill in finding coffee/cafes that I liked or if the coffee/coffee culture was different and not as good.
I found Taiwan and Korea both had high quality and familiar coffee, at least to the US perspective. They also had very nice cafes. Vietnam does great coffee too, but Vietnam is more innovative than refined with their drinks and has a very distinct and unique coffee culture. In Vietnam cold brew was harder to find, but I didn't miss it because the other options were novel and great.
As a long-time Japan resident, I had the same problem for many years. But smoking indoors in public places was finally banned nationwide in Japan effective April 2020 [1].
I don’t know how effective the new rule is in bars and the like, but all of the cafes I’ve been in in recent years have been either completely nonsmoking or have had a separate, walled-off smoking room.
[1] https://www.gov-online.go.jp/useful/article/201907/2.html
Brewed coffee has other upsides, like the flavor :)
(and yes, I love real coffee too but it is far more expensive even made at home from the cheapest grocery store beans available)
So why?
Big mason jar, one of those coke brew tea/coffee inserts for it that you can find on Amazon, start it about 8 hours before you want it (the night before) and you’re golden. Add coffee, add water, stick in fridge overnight. It’s not more work than the simplest methods of making hot coffee in the morning, short of keurig or instant coffee.
Don’t settle for kinda-bad premade cold brew when you could have kinda-OK homemade for less money and barely more work.
(Incidentally, I drink my hot coffee black, but like about a teaspoon of heavy cream per 16-20oz of cold brew—I find all but the absolute best cold brew is a lot better with a little splash of cream)
Thanks!
https://www.amazon.com/Hario-Mizudashi-Coffee-1000ml-Brown/d...
Loved the coffee maker recommendation! looks practical and easy to use, thanks
- I use two large 64oz mason jars (best price via Walmart):
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Ball-Wide-Mouth-64oz-Half-Gallon-...
- In the past I used a metal filter from IKEA to filter the coffee by pouring into an empty mason jar:
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/oeverst-metal-coffee-filter-sta...
In the past year I switched to a mason jar pouring spout that has a built in filter that's at the right granularity to filter cold brew as you pour it into a glass:
https://www.amazon.com/Tea-Spot-stainless-Comfortable-Pitche...
That saves a bit of effort since the cold brew gets filtered when I pour it.
As far as how I prepare it:
I add a bit shy of 1/2 a cup of ground coffee per 64oz mason jar, mix vigorously and let it sit overnight (less than that and the flavors aren't quite yet there).
I don't proactively filter out the coffee grinds since the built in filter takes care of that. When one jar starts to run low, I start another one.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CB628TNX/
Get cheap mason jars locally wherever, (wal mart is usually cheap, some grocery stores may have cheap ones), grounds in filter, filter in jar, add water, jar goes in fridge. You can also use them to make cold (or hot) brewed iced tea from loose leaves. There are different sizes of those filters for different sizes of jars. I like the 64oz jars.
Pull the filter out when it’s done to avoid overbrewing/oversteeping. Keeps a few days in the fridge.
Recipes (grounds:water ratio, brew time) abound online. Pick one and try it. I like 10-12 hours with something like 80g of grounds, with this method, for a 64oz jar.
I should get a pour spout lid for the jar, that’d never occurred to me and they look nice.
One downside to filtering at the lid instead of in a basket-type filter is that you have to pour it in another container to stop the brew. Whether that matters depends on consumption patterns and personal preference.
I’d never have thought about that! Thanks, appreciate it
Many thanks! the coffee-water ratio was going to be my next question.
To me it seems like an important part of the experience. If it doesn't taste like death, it's not the real deal.
Sugarless Japanese canned coffee tends to taste rough because it often includes some robusta beans, which are cheaper and more bitter-tasting. Which is why I prefer the less-sweet (微糖) variants, or with milk/creamer to balance the bitterness. The exceptions are the special cans advertising coffee from a specific country picked by some champion barista or other, which are better, but of course nowhere near as good as a freshly-brewed cup.
What's different about mass-produced coffee in Japan is that it leans heavily towards only mildly bitter coffee, not the hard bitter stuff you might get elsewhere. Convenience-store machine-brewed coffee is almost always pleasant and easy to drink unsweetened, which is not the case in many other countries. Heck, a few years ago the 7-11s here in Singapore brought in 7-11 Japan's coffee machines, but the beans they use here are far more bitter than the ones in Japan.
Great UI: there's a countdown to when your order is going to be ready, and while you're waiting the next person can also enter their order.
Maybe I'm just not enough of a purist though. But then again, probably most people aren't.
Let's not forget what you average cup of coffee was like in America before Starbucks came along.
It's true that Melbourne does have good coffee, but the city is basically an accidental reinvention of Seattle. But they don't know this since they haven't been to Seattle.
Generally I feel like people in the coffee production chain give too much credit to James Hoffman types and/or baristas with man buns and not any credit to the actual farmers.
As far as I know, it is thanks to immigrants from Italy that an admittedly good and wide-spread coffee culture has established in Melbourne, but I never felt that it stood out in how Australians perceive themselves.
Not Perth (the capital city) no .. but definitely Northbridge (suburb slightly north of the city centre) and Fremantle (port | harbour 'city' down river from Perth) beacuse they've been Italian strongholds for decades.
Both were known for coffee in the early 1980s.
In addition to hipsterism there is ubiquity: baristas in petrol stations, swimming pools, dog parks, the beach, the pub, everywhere!
Of course, the US has always had plenty of Italians - specifically in SF and NYC, where the rich ones gave us Nancy Pelosi and high end grocery stores, while the poor ones gave us all those mafia movies. I'm not sure if Seattle's coffee shops came from them; I always assumed it was just because the weather made everyone depressed.
With that said, there’s a very discernible difference in quality between a decent cafe coffee and a Starbucks coffee.
My heuristic is the size of the small takeaway cup. If the small size is 8oz, it’s almost a certainly going to be average.
But a lot of what has attracted Starbucks' huge audience has been their very milky, sweetened, flavoured beverages that end up not being much of a coffee by the time they're consumed, and I think when people scoff at Starbucks, that's a big part of what they're reacting to. But I do think people who just have very milky coffee like cafe latte and flat white but then diss Starbucks are mostly just being snobbish.
I'm from Melbourne Australia, which several people in this thread have commented about, and I know what people are talking about, both those who talk about the good coffee here and those who talk about the superiority complex we have developed about it. I can see it both ways. Starbucks didn't take off here, not because people thought it was "bad"; we just didn't need it, as people already had favourite cafes serving coffee they really liked, so there was no need to change.
But the modern-day, 3rd-wave coffee snobbery thing arose a few years after that. On the one hand, like everything Melbourne claims to be better at, it can be a bit eye-rolly. On the other hand, my favourite coffee these days is long macchiato (I developed the taste for it when spending time in Italy and marrying into an Italian-Australian family), and even in Melbourne it can be hit-and-miss finding a cafe that does a long-mac "right"; I don't mean to be snobby about it, it's just about how I like it having developed a taste for it over several years. But it does make a difference that cafes here do try very hard to achieve very high standards in the coffee they serve, and people here really appreciate it.
Nothing like going inside the observatory at the top and grabbing a piping hot bottle of Royal Milk Tea from a vending machine.
You can get the Japanese stuff at Asian markets near me, and I do regularly, but it’s not nearly as convenient as it being in convenience stores.
I tried a self-heating coffee once and to be fair it did heat up pretty well, but the coffee was overly bitter and kind of gross. With the right coffee I could see this being quite nice.
> Since 2006, Tommy Lee Jones has appeared in a series of Boss coffee ads. Boss is a Suntory brand of hot coffee that is sold canned (hot or cold). In the commercials, Jones is an alien visiting Japan. He always has a different job—such as train station employee, taxi driver, or a tanned host—as he lives in his new surroundings.
* https://kotaku.com/this-man-loves-japan-his-name-is-tommy-le...
* https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tommy+lee+jones...
But what the hell is a tanned host?
"tanned" here is "skin-tanned", as in "tanning salon". "host" there is like "hostess club hostess", but male. You can read what "host" means on the wikipedia page about those: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Host_and_hostess_clubs#Host_cl...
Host club's hosts are often tanned, it's part of the stereotype. The beginning of the commercial shows him as a "host" (as can be seen by him being a host inside a host club, entertaining a woman), and the end shows him as a "tanned host".
This means that you can have insane variety - 20/30 different types of this canned coffee are not uncommon at all and the Japanese consumers are absolutely hooked on it.
https://theconversation.com/self-heating-drinks-cans-return-...
Sadly every time I see some mention of UCC or Boss coffee I spend a few minutes browsing to see if it can be imported near that price. Lately though it has been getting better with occasional sale on Amazon making them a nice treat.
It really isn’t that great. Sure it will make do if you are deprived of it in a country where coffee culture is basically non-existent and being warm and accessible everywhere is super nice.
But try it when you are home and it’s pretty vile. I prefer instant one most of times (unless I wish convenient packaging i.e. day in the beach, etc)
In many of these sort of entrepreneurship stories, this is the key takeaway. It seems like one really has to disable their auto-grumbling setting and enable something else instead. Of course this is easier said than done.
Is this an innate ability? Something that can be trained?
Boss was launched in 1992 (which was already a long time after canned coffee had taken off in the 70s) and only hired Tommy Lee Jones in 2006.
They are not great coffee nor are they bad. They're mostly just good. Boss and UCC and other brands I can't remember have options with different roasts and brews. In a sufficiently stocked store you can probably find a coffee you like.
Edit: accidentally a word I used to buy a bunch and put them in a paper bag in the shared office fridge. I stuffed the bag in the back so no one ever disturbed it. I still dream of being able to grab one from a vending machine to get the full effect.
I live in the Bay Area as well and I've found that both Mitsuwa and Nijiya markets haven't had them in stock nearly as much as pre-COVID; guessing some logistics/supply chain situation that still hasn't quite recovered.
I'm going back to Japan next month though, so my cravings will finally be satisfied!
There's also a crepe stand in Akiba called "Atlanta Crazy Crepes" and I always wondered if it was somehow related.
I think I've had that Emerald Mountain one too.
Does this still exist? It seems like most people I know who break into even slightly high earnings and attain some level of affluence are in it primarily for the appearances associated with affluence—signalling that they're above thinking about stuff like this.
For what it’s worth, I was able to start Framework to combat e-waste because I was financially in a position to do so.
Also often people who have tons of wealth start divesting it once they realize they have too much. And again a "could have been a dozens of millionaire but just a millionaire" doesn't make engaging content.
The CEO of Ikea famously uses both sides of each sheet of paper on his desk.
50s, not 60s. And it's a bad counterexample. Warren Buffett is 93 years old. (Or to put it another way, Warren Buffett is old enough to have bought a house in the 50s. I'm discussing the differences between then and now: people who _might_ be 50, but definitely weren't alive in the 50s, let alone buying a house.)
Heat in general is not good for foodstuff, as it generally breaks down nutrients and creates free radicals.
Edit: I found this:
IH vending machines
This is a type of vending machine equipped with Induction Heating. They store canned beverages at normal room temperature (or lower temperature) on standby and rapidly heat up a selected drink during the process of dispensing. It is possible to raise the heat up to 140 degrees or so in less than one minute in the case of a 250 ml can.
Interesting find on the IH vending machines. I would buy canned coffee from one of these.
> Now, Tadao had somewhat of a reputation as a frugal man. He hated seeing things go to waste. And he couldn’t shake off the frustration of the coffee. “If only there was a way I could buy and carry my coffee with me…” he reasoned.
Something about this doesn't make sense to me. Why not just return the bottle to a different machine, or bring it back the next time he was in the station? It seems to be like a bottle is actually easier to carry with you than a can, since a bottle can usually be resealed (even crown closure bottles you can push the cap back on).
I don't have the definitive answer, but a few things to consider:
- The bottles might have been resealable, but you would have to be worried about leaks for as long as you had the bottle with you. FWIW, the bottles from that time looked like this: https://www.townnews.co.jp/0607/images/a001046055_01.jpg
- Someone going on a long-distance train might not be able to bring the bottle back to the same station
- The store at a different station might not take the bottle from you since shops usually pay a bottle deposit to their suppliers and own the (fungible) bottle
- In many countries with bottled drinks the store charges you a bottle deposit that's much more expensive than the drink. Perhaps the frugal CEO did not want to pay that.
- Or even if he wanted to, did not have the time for that transaction given the train started pulling away
Northern europe, Ireland, and the UK have far better coffee. Also Oz. At least in my experience.
Also, to briefly comment on the oz conversation happening here - perth does have fantastic coffee. My favourite cafe ever is a little place called issacs in rocko.
the strange thing is, we are used to different grapes varieties that are used to produce different wines, and everyone knows which tomato goes in a sandwich, which ones are better in a caprese, which for tomato sauce. but we are all fine with not knowing which kind of coffee we drink, and not knowing how it was treated...
that's why in Italy it's really rare to find someone that drinks coffee as it is, usually we add either sugar (or honey) or milk in order to mask the fact that coffee here tastes too burnt and bitter.
only in the past few years specialty coffee is starting to appear in the bigger cities, and I'm finally getting used to drink coffee after a whole life of tea with milk and the occasional macchiato caldo (espresso with a dash of hot milk), unless when abroad
I don't know it there's any objective way to determine which coffee is "good" coffee.
> (...) His computer there, a featureless black cube. A shallower shelf of the juice-carton board supported a pale blue microwave, unopened ramen bowls, and half a dozen tiny steel cans of coffee.
> One of these, freshly microwaved, was hot in Chia's hand. The coffee was strong, sugary, thickly creamed. She sat beside him on the lumpy bed ledge, a padded jacket wadded up behind her for a cushion.
I mean, you can't (well shouldn't) microwave a steel can, right?
Sharp points are a problem, but one can design things to work:
It was also really bad as I recall, more like an instant Nescafé than something you'd get in a coffee shop. I didn't repeat the experience.
I remember trying that coffee at NYU hackathon and actually meeting the guy who pitched that idea at sharktank
Granted, coffee has that effect on some people, but I think Pokka was unaware what BM is a euphemism for in English.
Needless to say, that brand didn't last long.
How does the 'hot' thing work? Is it kept hot for long periods of time?
With no trace of sugar or sweeteners, nor milk.
I can think of a few more pillars: cheap energy, laziness, and carelessness for the environment