The nurburgring is about the most sports car track ever made. I don't really know how to measure anything about a car's sportiness other than its speed around the track generally agreed to be the most "Gran Turismo" style.
If you want your own personal gatekeeping standards for "true sports car", whatever. When batteries double in density in the next ten years, your gatekeeping will look even more ridiculous.
The ICE drivetrain is a zombie at this point that is surviving on inertia and the incompetence of legacy automakers.
See here:
https://www.hotcars.com/fastest-sedans-around-the-nurburgrin...
And join with the list here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_N%C3%BCrburgring_Nords...
All five sedans that beat the Model S around the Nürburgring drove their laps earlier. The Plaid has only ever been the sixth fastest sedan around the 'ring. Which is excellent, but not what you said.
>and faster than practically every sports car ever made.
It isn't. It loses even to the 2012 Nissan GT-R or 2007 911 GT2. It loses to any of the faster 911s by nearly a minute. It is faster than some sports cars, but not recent sports cars at a similar price.
How is it that the Plaid, despite being one of the fastest cars on the road in a straight line, loses quite badly to cars with half the power? Because there is much more to performance than just acceleration. The cars you disparage are dramatically better in the corners than the Plaid.
>The nurburgring is about the most sports car track ever made.
I don't quite know what this means, but I don't think it's true. The use of the 'ring as a benchmark is often criticized because it rewards power over handling. A track that specifically tests handling would be slower and twistier. This is not sour grapes; people have been saying this for decades.
Of course, I'm assuming THAT isn't a "real sports car course" either.