Let's see... what does Stanford reward? checks notes Oh. Oh my.
https://www.npr.org/2023/07/19/1188828810/stanford-universit...
Well, I'm sure that resignation came about after a thorough finding of misconduct. checks notes Oh. Exonerated?! https://www.science.org/content/article/stanford-president-t...
Well, I'm sure that these were probably shocking, recent revelations that brought this about? checks notes again Years, you say?
https://freespeechproject.georgetown.edu/tracker-entries/sta...
Oh Stanford. You scamp.