That's funny, because you're in the exact same situation. You sort of wish people would stop using your product so that you could move on to doing something else. But that isn't going to happen because people need what you're offering so badly that they search the web until they find your product. Weather you make that easy for them or not.
Then again a product called "Access" is probably the most likely of any to be a special case.
I've also noticed the ms sql server management studio to be fairly unintuitive (adding backups as drives, etc.) and I'm wondering whether the big players in IT might realize that future profits may not come from better software, but from the consulting/maintenance services that accompanies the software (following IBM's tracks).
EDIT: looking at the success of HyperCard/Access, that would probably be a great open source project. taking HyperCards approach to the web.
I believe it started that way because our original developer didn't know anything else.
OS: Mac OS 9; DB: Filemaker Pro; templates: Lasso; webserver 4D WebSTAR.
This was in 2011.