This kind of article makes me want to reply in Reddit style, but I'll try really hard to refrain from doing so.

I guess this article is a good example of the mismatch between the intended audience and the actual audience, me.

I am totally unimpressed by someone who hasn't used a smartphone for some hours, but perhaps this is some new kind of sarcasm that I can't yet appreciate.

Somehow I expect public blogs and Twitter messages to be written for the most general audience, but this is obviously almost never the case.