But first we must pay penitence with dumbed down Java 1.4, also known as Golang.
statistically compiled and checked, impossible to break code, orchestrated... in the flakiest way possible.
So many programming jobs feel like busy work with no interesting problems nowadays, I often wonder if it's only gonna get worse with time.
Luckily, as a single individual you only need one (or at most a handful) of (programming) jobs at a time. So you don't need to worry about the vast majority of jobs.
Are you telling me "Why do npm builds poop out 20% of the time" is not an interesting problem?
Funny enough, I do actually find that interesting. Certainly not fixing your broken project, but, definitely designing package managers in general!