Show a picture of an adult riding one, you cowards.
https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/01-Honda-M...
It's like a mouse riding a credit card. It feels... human. I would like the world to have more cute nerdy fun like this in it.
It did give a friend groin strain when he tried to get on it once, so that's an anti theft measure I suppose.