I wonder if there's anyone who uses Emacs defaults and only that.
Nonetheless, I do like mg!
au!
set noai
set sm
set cp
setf none
set nocindent
set nosmartindent
filetype off
inoremap <Left> <NOP>
inoremap <Right> <NOP>
inoremap <Up> <NOP>
inoremap <Down> <NOP>
noremap <F1> <NOP>
inoremap <F1> <NOP>
cabbr h you_typed_colon_h_again_you_idiot
nnoremap q <NOP>
autocmd FileChangedShell \* echon ""
set directory=/tmp
set mouse=
set ttymouse=
# try uncommenting this if angry fruit salad still ensues:
# syn off