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There was a car wash in my home town that had a giant sign that said in big letters “Unlimited car wash! Wash as long as you want!*”

And then in fine print, “*-up to 20 minutes”

Of course the big examples concerning "unlimited" are the "unlimited" data plans of cell phone companies.

I actually have unlimited car wash subscription. Well it was 12.99 but since I washed too much it went up to 19.99. Absolutely hilarious .

Everyone wins always (if you include the casino itself)